King of the hill

Dunno if any 1 know this little game is it quite simple I own the hill and you guys need to capture the hill by say like ''my mom comes and rape you and you die by getting her's dick up in the ass'' then you own the hill and then the next person can say something like '' i bomb your hill and you and build a new hill''
And remember to say '' My hill when you are done''


Ok let's get started I own the hill

I dig a trenche around your hill and fill it with liquid cyanide and starve you to death, Then i make a new hill with reinforced concreet and fixed gatlinggunpositions

But i am invisible and sneak in up to your hill and kill you now your old hill is my hill
My hill

Well, now i come with airstrike and destroy your whole base, after thats done my gound forces comes with engeneers and build a new base.

What you did not know was that i lay deep earth mines, and therefore all your engendeers die and you'r cortmarshalled and banned from your contry, while i buld me a new hill, on a secret location and my base is now made with stealth-adamantinium.

I use Klifsnider to rape and kill y'all, then I build a new hill using your bodies.

I infest you with a secret trangenic virus that kills you and averyone else in the world!

I build a ademantinium tower and live in it happely ever after

But i have a mask on so i can't be infected and i send Zombies to atttack your fort and they kill you and eat your body and i go build a new hill with all secret stuff
My hill

I send an army of children as bait, and send in my savage force of pedo bears.
They rape you, and devour your children.
My Hill sobs.

but, but... >.< Now you have defeated me atleast. But mark my words, i will return O.o

No, you won't, I ate you personally.

Remember to say My hill ^^

I send a youg child to your army of pedobears, once they get close to him they see that it's actually Paxdax in disguise, causing them to flee in terror. I simply walk on the hill after slapping you in the face.

I hypnotize each and every one of you, making you sign a piece of paper stating you will never ever try to take the hill from me again. I keep this paper very secretly locked in my safe behind the painting of Mao, with combination 45.. erm, I mean, I'm not telling you.
I have thousands of copies of the paper anyway.

MY HILL!

but you could not see me for I was invisible so I sneak in behind you and kill you after i flick a cigarat on you

My hill

I build hill next to your hill and live there peacefully to make you not suspicious of my hill

Then i attack your hill and you were suprised so your army flee and i own now 2 hills



My hill

Then I drop nukes on your hills and they explode bcuz there was lots and lots of bombs in your hill. I build a new hill over the nuked ground and no1 can take over it bcuz im best.

My Hill!

But you arent the best so i take your huill with LAZER AND POWER!



Merry X-Mas

i take 5 thousand LAZORZ and i say WHEN IM FIRING MA LAZOORR and u die off my scream.. Then i delete your body and soul forever with my LAZORZ!!

Merry X-Mas and My hill

But!
It wasent me... it was a spy! and i go behind you with a pistol and say ''Gentlemen i am the master of the hills'' And *BANG* And you died


My Hill

but! that wasn't me either! it was santa claus and u killed him when u killed santa a bomb in your stomach started ticking and you fleed away from My Hill. U died 5 minutes l8r

My Hill

Now i am a zombie and i sned a army of zombies to attack you and you die so now i have a zombie hill


My Hill

But then I start playing left for dead and i start to pwn at it. So now i attack u with my left for dead skills as zombie and u run as a little chicken away from My Hill

But you started playing left 4 dead 1 and i am a Charger... from l4d2... so you havent learned the skills right and you dont have monye enough to buy it > So i still have the hill


My Hill